-everysecond:

i think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”

(via ittybittylovee)

blasianxbri:

lapra:

internetexplorers:

How to do The Sex:

• hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her

Lmfao.

(via greatneptuneskush)